I hate people

That’s the new name of my blog. However if you are reading this I am pretty sure I love you, you’re lucky! I got some pent up frustrations! Most of this stuff only bothers me on days where I would like to punch everyone square in the face. Except for you of course.


I hate everyone else. I hate stupid people on KSL who make comments like Obama is from Kenya bla bla bla bla I’m stupid! Or people that say things like “Fairies make good fence decorations, call Wyoming for hanging instructions”…. As was recently posted on the facebook page of the leader of the tea party in Montana. I hate that I can’t stop myself from reading these stupid peoples comments. Then feel like I need to educate them so they don’t look so stupid. But then they just use more stupidity to argue their stupidity and I just give up, and they think they’ve won.

I hate when I get to work and in the Elevator on my way up to my floor I’m asked 5 different questions about is email down, is this down, how about that? I have my sunglass on, its 8 in the morning I have no fucking idea if email is down. Sorry you haven’t been able to send out your god loves you and hates Obama email for the day.

I hate when people IM me asking me if they can ask a quick question that then leads to me actually going down to their desk. To which they generally say something like “ha ha I guess I should have opened an incident about this.” HA HA  I guess I shouldn’t have punched you in the face.

I hate when people come to my desk and ask me to come to their desk to show them how to use a program I don’t use. I don’t know why your report looks different from your neighbors; let me sit at your desk for 30 min figuring out the settings so I can uncheck that one setting that changes your background from red to blue.

I hate the company that calls me 3 times a day attempting to collect Comcast equipment that I returned over 6 years ago.  I don’t have the equipment stop trying to scam me and get money for something that was dismissed. I also hate that when I try to report them to the BBB I have to use a phone number, when they call me they call from 000000000… WTF NUMBER SHOULD I USE. I don’t know the name of the company as I refuse to talk to them and their voice mail just say hi this is bob trying to collect your Comcast equipment.

I hate that Netflix won’t accept my pre paid debit card as a form of payment and in a few days I won’t have Netflix anymore. If anyone would like to let me pay them so I can have Netflix I would gladly accept this offer, and would never never hate you.

I hate that every month I feel this burning deep seeded hatred for everyone, expect you. DAMN EFFING HORMONS…..

Do you know what would be fun. If I could attach some kind of exploding device to my chest. Then when I have interactions with stupid people I can say… You’re stupidity is going to give me a heart attack. Then I can have a fake heart attack and die and giggle at the expressions on their face.